Sunday, January 4, 2009

COME IN, AND TELL ME YOUR SECRET

Why don't you come in today and make yourself at home, ok? I'm talking to YOU, not my neighbor Mike, not Dan, not a visitor who popped in, but to YOU!


I'd like to hear some of your secrets? You do have some don't you? I know you do. Come inside and stay with me a while. I'm good company. And I'm a good listener.

Would you like for me to put the t.v. on? There.



We can still talk with the t.v. on. Whenever you want it off, I can shut it off, or you can do it.

So tell me, what's on your mind? What secret do you have that you'd like to get off your chest? Don't worry now, I won't tell anyone.

Ok, I'll go first.

When I was 21 I wanted to become a nun. So I thought. At 21 I really didn't know what I was going to do within the next ten seconds, no less make a decision on something like that, so in my mind I thought I would try it. Well, you don't try to become a nun. But what did I know? I was clueless and it was all a game to me. Anyway I went into this convent in New Orleans and told them I wanted to devote my life to God. I wanted to become a nun. At first they didn't believe me, telling me that giving up all the sins of the world, not doing certain things anymore would have to be a thing of the past. I told them that wasn't a problem.

I went in, and just two days later while I stayed there in a small room of my own, a priest came in and assaulted me. He told me to take my clothes off as I would need purification, and that there was a procedure to go through. I listened to whatever he told me to do, and stood there nude in front of a mirror. He asked me to name all my body parts as he pointed to them with a long pointer. I did. He then began to fondle my breasts, asking me how many men I had slept with. I told him not many, and he said he didn't believe me. He then began to hold me real close to him and held onto my thighs and began rubbing them. I knew this wasn't right, but thought I would give him a run for his money.


I played dumb, and told him I didn't know much, so I thought I would play him by acting out like I was naive and fuck with him. He wasn't bad looking so I didn't mind doing him. I could see this man wasn't a man of any spiritually of any sort, so he deserved what he was about to get. I asked him to be purified with me, as that would be something we could become one with, and he quickly agreed. He didn't take long to disrobe.

But not before he did a few more things to be. He put his hand on my vagina, and was pulling gently at my pubic hairs. He stroked upwards all the way to my neck, thinking he may now try to strangle me. He then had me lie down on his bed, massaging my breast's again, and then went to finger me. He was telling me how beautiful my body was, and that he had never seen such a beautiful woman before. I helped him get his robe off, and saw a nice hairy chest. I began to gently pull the hair on his chest and told him he too had a nice body. He told me he'd like to show me more of him, and so I saw more. I then pushed him down next to me and began stroking his dick. I then got on top of him, eager to stick it in me. I began humping him so hard, and being quite loud. He was afraid a nun would come in to see what all the commotion was. I told him I couldn't help myself, but hoping a nun would come in and see us. The bastard deserved to be caught.

Then I would stop, hoping he wouldn't come so fast. At this point, I didn't care if I got in trouble, after all, what could happen? They'd kick me out of the convent? I didn't want to stay anyway, especially when I learned what this asshole was all about. I wanted him to get caught. He kept on telling me to be quite, but I wouldn't be. He then tried to get me off him, but I stayed on him, when finally a nun came in from another door! I kept on riding him, only for him to come right in front of her. I started to laugh, with a big grin on my face, and asked him right in front of the shocked nun how he thought the 'purification' went?

He got up cursing me, and as I got dressed, more nuns came in, looking at his naked body while he was trying to get his clothes back on. I told them all that their priest attacked me, that me made me take my clothes off for some kind of bullshit purification ceremony. As they ran out of the room, I told him he was quite the asshole, and asked how many nuns he had already fucked in here.

As I went to my room to get my belongings, I told the head nun that I had no intentions of staying in a place where priests rape woman and that I was going to report him. She was apologetic, but then began accusing me for what happend. I told her I would have her investigated as well if she kept blaming me for something I wasn't responsible for. All I know is that he was caught and whatever became of him is unknown, but at least the nuns got to see a dick!